A "no-spill" solution....

Damnit all if every time I go wheelin and I only bring two beers and as soon as everyone breaks down and has been sitting around for a half an hour, I decide to crack open one of my frosty friends. ...and then we're ready to go... WTF? My stupid "american" " built to redneck specifications" 4x4 truck has NO F*CKING BEER HOLDER?!!!! (drinkin while wheelin is DANGEROUS!). So, on carries the one handed wheeling adventure, in which, the constant barrage of stumps and rocks that make wheeling so fun are now being turned against me and filling my loins with the savory fizz of my frosty friend. I then decided, after consulting with many of the worlds top scientists, that I must solve this ever-present issue with a device so insanely neurotic that it could only be devised by the crew at Black Sheep Auto...

...but my phone battery died and I just came up with this instead:





...and I haven't finished it yet cuz it's so complex and brilliant. But, I'll break it down for you:

BSA "beverage" containment device v.01a

Materials:
x1 TJ 3rd brake light bracket - $47
x1 3" shittybuilt nerf bar (about the height of my front wheel travel) - (sold in sets of two) - $195
X1 Harbour Freight 3/4" socket tray (foam padding) - $20

Tools:
x2 random bolts - FREE, JUST LOOK AROUND (street signs)
welder - $500
air drill - $30
air compressor - $500
air cutoff wheel - $30
3M Spray Trim Adhesive - $15
3m Door Edge Guard - (only sold in 20' rolls) - $23

Total Cost
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$1360.00 (and a possible misdemeanor)

... seriously though, this is worth it. Did I mention that you won't spill beer on your lap.....EVER AGAIN.... ANYWHERE?

>>> Recommended additional modifications to vehicle (which may void manfacturers warranty) and/or person include, but are not limited to, the following:

-remove carpet and pad
-remove and/or drill holes in areas of your vehicle's flooring that would otherwise collect moisture
-install marine-grade bildge pumps to remove excess liquid
-wear a rain suit and diapers
-don't drink and drive

Pictures of the completed device may remain confidential until the release and patenting of said device. On another note, due to the extraordinarily high cost of producing this device, I, nor Black Sheep Auto, will be offering them to the commercial markets in the near future. The economic decline of our whole nation is reflected quite clearly in this decision.

the only sure fire way to not spill beer while wheelin is to put your thumb over the top of the bottle.


go ahead ask... ive tried it... still got drunk....but still failed.



and you forgot to disclaim:


DO NOT GET DRUNK AND LET YOUR FRIEND DRIVE.


i can provide video evidence.

[NOFX] I say don't drink and drive, cause you might spill your drink[/NOFX]

Looks like some quality compnents going into this build.

Absolutely, it is certain that no expense was spared on this project. In fact, a recent series of photos was intercepted from a Russian satellite that revealed an even more complex, and costly, addition to the original design. The removal of the Harbour Freight socket padding was paramount to the addition of Tempurpedic memory foam and added even more squishy support to our frosty friends. Also recieved in this transmission was photographs of the installed and nearly completed device. (see below)

Tempurpedic memory foam (check local retailers for pricing but be prepared for the worst):


Not in-use:


In-use (staged):


We will continue to scan the airwaves for further updates on this developing project.....

SWEET

thats fucking awesome

i hear the chinese are using a active suspension.


maybe take the jump to a triggered ingestion system. like a 3psi beer hat thingy.


with a lil trigger on the wheel you can always keep both hands on the wheel

oooo!!! Use OBA to to pressurize a keg which is fed into the beer hat thingy.

Here are the schematics I came up with:

Sweet schematic, now I can build myown

...or maybe I'll just buy one of those.

What the fuck is that supposed to be? Is that a crab trap? I dont want crabs in my beer nor do I want my beer to feel like a prisoner...

I think one of these may work though.



pic used to not link.

-Gawd

Still might get crabs in the beer though....

boo


what image violated photobucket?

i dont know but that schematic just about made me fall out my chair

wow. I can't believe that "violate their terms of use... ok here is the link.

http://badcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/beerholder.jpg

fixed your pic

right click on any image on any site and chose "copy image location" then type in the bbc tags around it

no _

[img _ ] http://badcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/beerholder.jpg [/img _ ]

Yeah i could go for a beer about nows

Oh yea, here's a done pic.


Bitchin, no more beer stains in my trousers.

Nicely done.